Massage Republic
Loading...First off, welcome back! It’s been a while since I’ve seen ya. And boy am I glad you stopped by because there’s some shit goin’ down that we need to discuss. Do you know what this is about don’t cha? Those nameless faceless pussycats on the hunt for dick who wanna have a good time without breaking out the rubber? Yeah – well guess what, I’m gonna show you how to find ’em.
There are plenty of seedy massage parlors out there eager to suck us dry just like what happened with Craigslist and BackPag–oh wait, they didn’t give those places enough time did they? And while MassageRepublic doesn’t seem shady at first glance, 3 million people visit every month means there are an astounding 6 million blue balls out there waiting for relief–and this could be your lucky day buster because it seems like nobody knows how to make these hoes happy…
Several hot, horny girls await you near me.
MassageRepublic has a slightly different warning screen than most sex sites. They warn you that you’re not allowed to look if you’re under the legal age in your country like they do in other places. There’s also a disclaimer about your responsibility to follow the local laws, and some other text clearly meant to wash your hands of any nefarious business you might get yourself into. Instead of clicking a button saying you agree, your acknowledgment of the warning is accepted by typing your city into the box.
My suburb didn’t have a single babe to choose from, so I changed my location to our region’s major city an hour or so away. Bingo. A small message said they also had listings in a few other nearby cities. The city names are highlighted, not actually linked, so you’ll have to re-enter those places in the search bar.
Massage Republic serves up 253 different massage therapists in the city. There are only 108 of those who offer a picture to accompany their advertisements, and it may seem alarming until we remember that anyone who offers these services faces arrests for obscenity violations in most regions. Clearly, this is something important to consider before you decide where to get your next massages done or what type of sexual favors someone will provide for payment – but do keep in mind how tricky things could become if you commit such infractions without an honest means for identification because before long police will be knocking at your door, anticipating all manner of bullshit.
