Eros Guide
Loading...Do you ever want to get laid? Sober now? Think hard because it feels like someone else’s problem right now. Been a while since you went on a date, huh? Or did you go ahead and say yes to every chick who showed up in your DMs since Tinder made things easier for creeps…but that doesn’t mean you’re getting laid. Yeah, let me take this from another angle: You’ve always been paying for sex – that includes prostitutes too.
The thought of ‘paying’ someone makes people cringe when they hear it but we are still spending money on them after all – even if it’s not actually physical cash exchanging hands. Let’s be honest though, who cares about the full story when there’s some juicy D waiting at the end – no need to fake shit until ya make ’em wanna freakin care once they see these almond skin thighs turning blue.
Sometimes we need someone else’s touch to feel satisfied. Maybe you work a lot and it seems like there is no time for personal pursuits; whether alone or in relationships with others – we’re so busy these days that sometimes we need someone else’s touch to take care of us.
Sure, some people may judge us for getting outside help when things aren’t going well between us or our partners- but who gives a fuck? It might seem weird at first to book an appointment but who says everyone needs a significant other or friends? There are tons of ways to still find satisfaction without having the hassle – besides, no one will know unless you choose to share this information. We’ve had plenty of discussions in regards to couples’ sex lives and now if my partner asks me What did you do last night? I just respond with I was relaxing.
